REMEMBER THAT PART IN THE ODYSSEY WHEN ODYSEUS TOLD POLYTHEMUS THE CYCLOPS HIS NAME WAS NOBODY AND THEN HE STABBED HIM IN THE EYE WITH A GIANT STICK AND HE STARTED SCREAMING AND THE OTHER CYCLOPS YELLED FROM THEIR CAVES AND ASKED WHAT WAS GOING ON AND POLYTHEMUS SAID THAT NOBODY HAS HURT HIM AND THEY WERE LIKE WELL THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP
But for real.
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When Ariel got her legs she must have been like “bruh” but when she discovered her vagina she must have been like “BRUH”
If you fuck a fat girl
You’re not allowed to just grab her tits and ass and ignore the rest of her.
You better grab all the other fat squishy parts of her beautiful body too.
They’re not called love handles for nothin!